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Ode to Father's Gay Nineties

Waxing Poetic about Ice Cream, Again.

 

Father’s Gay Nineties, I miss you so.

The July days I sat within your walls

Filling the endless days of summer.

Shivering in my tank top as the air conditioning

and the ice cream dropped my body temperature by

at least 10 degrees.

 

Your red velvet walls and black leather booths, reminding me (in later life)

Of a brothel, as I ordered a turkey club sandwich

for the very first time

On white toast, I believe.


Discovering the joys of peanut butter milkshakes

And Dusty sundaes.

Evoking such happiness for my taste buds

That each taste bud should have smoked

A tiny cigarette afterwards.

 

The countless times we filled your slightly torn booths,

middle school kids, just getting out of a dance.

While some of us loosened the lids on salt shakers, or

filled glasses with water 'til almost overflowing,

Topped the glass with a plate and quickly overturned

To give the appearance of an empty upside down glass

Sometimes leaving our measly tip trapped

under the glass.


The waitresses

Hated us so.


One of these waitresses, my older sister.  She was not

Cut out for the food service industry. I liked to

watch her tiny form, bowed under a tray full of

multi-scoop desserts

stagger by and deposit the tray so inelegantly on

it's stand. If only her tips

weren't submerged under that upside down glass.


Memories of a rowboat filled, inexplicably, with ice cream.  While a sign

Proclaimed “$99.99!”, the price for this prize. I wondered if

The name of the boat was


Non Sequitor.


Indian Delight occupies the space once held by this giant

Of the ice cream industry. Very happy with Indian Delight,

but I think

If they would sell a dinghy full of

Chicken Tikki Masala

They would get a spike in business. 

 

Father's Gay Nineties, the name alone

rife with possibilities. But I will

leave it alone.


Father’s Gay Nineties, I miss you so.

Unlike this poem, you will not

Be forgotten.

Related Topics: Father's Gay Nineties, Ice Cream, and Ice Cream Parlor
Would you like to wax poetic about Father's Gay Nineties? Tell us in the comments.

Bob Cross

6:47 am on Thursday, July 26, 2012

OK Cheryl, you have to cut this out. Every literary ode to ice cream you write causes an obsession filled day. I guess I'll have to go see Ms. Rhonda tonight and get it out of my system. I remember those days too.

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Chris

7:41 am on Thursday, July 26, 2012

So you were the one with the salt shakers!!
As one of the watresses - we worked like dogs. 25 -50cent tips and we would make 50-60 $ a night! I think half of my high school class worked there. Some went on to start very successful businesses. Unfortunately, I was not one of them :)
George Cominos , the owner, was the sweetest and kindest man!

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noel medina

8:26 am on Thursday, July 26, 2012

This was my first job. Loved that place!! So much fun!

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Cindy Wills

9:44 am on Thursday, July 26, 2012

What a great place this was. Thanks for the memory-not of the bad stuff you did- but of the nice fun place it was. Loved t take my young daughters there. I think it is one of their fond memories of growing up in Catonsville.

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Teresa Sullivan

11:05 am on Thursday, July 26, 2012

We used to go to Fathers after high school basketball games and we would always want to try for the Zombie Sundae with as many kids as we could jam in there. Such good times, I miss it too!

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Deb O'Doherty

2:08 pm on Thursday, July 26, 2012

My first job also loved it there

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Vicki Cominos Khoshtinat

6:54 am on Friday, July 27, 2012

I loved all the comments and to the author of this great ode. I miss the restaurant and all the fun I had there growing up. It holds special memories for me as It was my parents restaurant. I will never forget those days of working long hours but so much fun. What a great group of people that worked there, and some friends for life !!!

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Cheryl Dunigan

11:02 am on Friday, July 27, 2012

Vicki Khoshtinat- can't thank your family enough for the memories your restaurant gave me! My favorite restaurant of all time (Pappy's runs a close second).

Toni Cominos Tsiotis

8:15 pm on Sunday, July 29, 2012

This was the most touching and sweet stories. Reading this brought tears to my eyes. You see I worked with George and your right he was a sweet and funny guy ,he was the pied piper of all children . George could not do it without Helen I miss you mom & dad love Toni (daughter)

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Jan

7:26 am on Tuesday, August 7, 2012

I lived in Catonsville from 1975-78. I remeber this place well for the colored whipped cream and the imaginative names of the sundaes: "Can't Elope in Season", "Cherry Garden". It was the first time I ever saw flocked wallpaper. The ice cream was good, the memories better. Thanks for posting this.

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